Foghorn L. Horn

I love tons of different kinds of music. On any given day, my internal music player can jump from early Motown to Led Zeppelin to Mos Def to Patsy Kline. Oh, and don't forget old commercial jingles and TV show theme songs!

In a Sunburned Country, How to be Good, Life of Pi, A Dirty Job, White Teeth, The Feast of Love, Running with Scissors, Middlesex, Beneath the Wheel, The Hypochondriacs's Pocket Guide to Horrible Diseases You Probably Already Have, ..., I had to reference my bookshelf since I pay so little attention to who wrote something rather than what is written. I very rarely buy something because it was written by a specific author., The results from the bookshelf: Nick Hornby, Zadie Smith, Bill Bryson, Joseph Ellis, Augusten Burroughs, John Steinbeck, Shakespeare, Herman Hesse, Jeffrey Eugenides, Kurt Vonnegut, EJ Dionne Jr, Joseph Heller., Oh, and I think that Herman Melville, Nathaniel Hawthorne and Charles Dickens works should be burned and forgotten.

Jaws, Star Wars III-VI, Final Destination, Batman Begins, The Exorcist (makes me laugh), Superman, Clash of the Titans, Time Bandits, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Cool Hand Luke, A Fish Called Wanda, all of Kevin Costner's baseball themed movies, The Natural, The Royal Tennenbaums, Zoolander

Chapelle Show, The Colbert Report, South Park, The Daily Show, House, anything on Discovery, Discovery Health, Discovery Times, National Geographic, BBC America, History, History International.

useless trivia, art in a very superficial way, starting things and then never seeing them through to their conclusion

International Irritated Peoples Party

Cynic

Hope College

My mom thinks I'm great and my partner says I'm amazing in bed., I don't want to belong to anything that would have me as a member.